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没有一个坏人,那就应该是喜剧

没有一个坏人,那就应该是喜剧

十点半,我站在楼下十字路口的西南角等出租车,等了二十分钟,我叫了一个朋友让她出来说说话,去医院二楼找我,就上次我来看她的那个地方。

好冷,又十分钟我问她,打上车了吗,我这还是没有,让她来接我。我距医院只一千四百米,竟无法步行到达。没有,她在收拾东西。我收起手机看着路。

我站的那个路口,直行红灯的时候慢悠悠的直行过去一辆警队的巡逻车从南向北。我收起了眼皮,想编个故事。一分钟后我睁开眼对她说:我到了。但是没有说我扶着快慢车道的护栏捂着嘴咳警察叔叔把我带去了医院挂号急救然后我问他姓名警号的时候他说人民警察有事打110就行,我忍住没说这个,那也太社会主义了。毕竟刚刚过去一分钟,我就那么说我到了也太不合适。算了一下,那样的话市中心时速86.4公里太夸张了。说我到了之后不到一分钟终于打上车了,市场经济好,产权落实公买公卖。

我晃晃悠悠的坐好把电脑包和雾化器放平,说去省人民医院。支付宝给钱微信不常用。这十个字,相当熟练。一千四百米,也就一个起步价,夜间十块钱,我熟练的扫描支付,摇上玻璃。

四五分钟就到了南门,其实到西门最好,不过也行,这地方我相当熟悉。

挂号开票的中年女医生叫了一句老师,应该是方言用普通话说出来的。不应该是老师儿吗,还有你说老师不该问我有什么病吗。她又说了一句卢老师,我意识到有情况,装模作样的逐渐笑起来点着手指说,嗷,您是。然后脑子里面疯狂回想,还好想起来了。*芮的妈妈。是,是我。…你这凌晨都来了一次啦这么严重啊…号单给你去三楼急诊检查取药二楼肌注找人一会儿我上去看你。

我取的药给了肌注室的药师,说雾化器我有不过敏检查的说了凌晨打激素今天不能再打了我先去雾化那边等着了对了我叫卢航卡给你。那药师楞一下,这小子门清,道谢后我离开肌注室。

伴随着成人雾化器的开机,儿童哮喘的广告出现,小猪佩奇31集游乐场,倒霉熊被猴子偷水果的那集,然后小猪佩奇不知哪一集游泳池…我噙着雾化器,闭上嘴用鼻子呼吸,淡淡的烟雾着眼前冒着。我从旁边座椅上的电脑包里面,打开《茶花女》第五章,去看玛格丽特墓地的那章。后面就是护士台,我清楚听到他们在议论说第一次见有这样的人。
约十分钟后我看完第五章,从包里面盲掏到那本薄了很多的《the lady of the camellias》,chapter5,是同步翻译的英文原版(当然被删减了,真原版我也看过)。靠在椅子上我时而一手一本,时而一手两本的换页然后对照。约又有十分钟吧,因为好像又演了两集动画片。雾化结束了,好像我看英文的引议就更大了。实在搞不明白,汉语都能学懂英语能学不懂吗,也不是我装,我也有一半没看懂。

朋友正好来了,跟我笑笑,忘了她说什么,然后开始打吊针。我跟她说你来的正好,把我东西搬个地方。她说里面吧,好像能充电手机快没电了。她又说一句什么我没听见,因为我听见一个护士对给我扎针的护士说了一句话,加油哦何姐姐,不知道是哪个何姑且就这个何吧我没看她胸牌。那个何姐姐拿压脉带捆上了我的手腕,拍着我手背问了我一句你紧张什么。我应还是很会注意细节的,你没听见让你加油吗你肯定是个实习的啊,刚才那个要是说让你教她的那我就太放心了。但也就说了一句不紧张还是不要紧想不起来了。

她开始边擦棉签边和我聊天,问我是不是在上学我说工作好多年了。她问什么工作我说写程序的现在刚下班。然后更崇拜的眼神就来了看的我也不好意思,我想让她放松开始调侃此行业讲段子。但是说着说着针就进来了,偏了,回血,但她抽回一截又扎,又偏了,还贴上了输液贴。我过来坐到这不到一分钟,起了一个大包,她赶紧过来慢慢的一顿折腾拔走了针头让我按会儿就没事了,我问左手不好吗右手翻书利索,何姐姐应该没听到,朋友却念叨一句咦,还看啥书…何姐姐说让我等会再去扎左手。然后我还是没看她胸牌不知道哪个何,还是闲侃。我笑着对她讲了刚才那句加油哦何姐姐,我说我猜到你是实习的这就是我紧张的原因。她笑了,也有笑有严肃的问我你对实习生有偏见吗。我表态说绝没有,有没有受过教育有没有文化其实就一个标准就是能不能包容别人,刚才我看的茶花女就是这样,没有一个坏人却都是悲剧,所以我自认是一个有文化的人,所以可以包容。说实话你刚才扎的让我感觉到疼说实话我也不怕疼说实话我觉得实习生也需要被包容说实话英文那本我也看不太懂。这次就扎的挺好,到现在已经两个多小时了。这个输的什么液我也不知道,单子和药我都没看。好像是什么头孢吧我只记得这两个字。

​朋友已经走了一小时,我现在左脚压在面前的矮椅子顶,右脚踩着椅子面,后背是整个贴在我病椅的面,头靠在背应该靠的地方,这么瘫躺着。手机竖在衣服上,右手按着拼音全键。写下这些东西。

那位学生的母亲尽管没有来,但我想她肯定没有离开,有更多人比我更需要她。

没有一个坏人,那就应该是喜剧。​

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