当程序出现了bug的时候

 当别人写的bug,让自己发现的时候:

**这个大**写出这么个烂代码
幸亏有哥这样神一样的存在才发现
哥真是救世主
没有哥这个公司分分钟要倒闭。

当自己写的bug,被自己发现的时候:

卧槽,隐藏的很深啊!
哥就是犀利,自己开发自己测试,
看测试那帮撒*什么也不会干,这么明显的bug都测不出来,
真是一群废物!
还好没有被领导发现。

当自己写的bug,被别人发现的时候:

卧槽,这货会操作吗?
是不是真有bug啊,该不会是这**弄错了吧?
可以重现么?
什么?可以重现?。。。
这个程序刚上线还处于调试阶段,有bug很正常
谁的程序没bug,连操作系统都有bug。。。
没关系,问题不大,要不用户早投诉了。
瞧那**惊慌失措的样子,搞得跟他*炸了似的。
还好哥蛋定,临危不乱,真是老司机。

当程序出现了bug的时候

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